lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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September 15 2014, 10:10 PM   •   71,717 notes   •   Via: beauty-and-the-beastmode   •   Source: lordoftheswag

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: INDIA

India’s Academy of Sorcery boasts an impressive display of flashy colours, from enchanted saris that shift colours sporadically throughout the day, to the lavishly painted exterior of the academy which is situated in a nondescript location along Ganges River. Due to the frightening rate at which the school’s ancient mango tree (jokingly nicknamed “Mammoth Mango Machine”) produces mangoes, students have to endure the perpetually evolving art of mango cuisine at least five days a week. Every year, to the students’ great enjoyment, classes are halted for Diwali to make time for various competitions that take place: firework flourishes and charms for upper-year students (bonus points if it doesn’t set any part of the school on fire), and lantern designing for lower-year students (use of animals, alive or dead, is forbidden).
September 15 2014, 10:07 PM   •   21,069 notes   •   Via: iwishstevebuscemiwasmydad   •   Source: asheathes
trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

September 15 2014, 10:07 PM   •   117,834 notes   •   Via: grandkingoikawas   •   Source: trust

boyvstheworld:

Wonder Woman is my everything.

September 15 2014, 10:06 PM   •   40,642 notes   •   Via: little-fried-potato   •   Source: monsieurdangereux
dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

September 15 2014, 10:05 PM   •   65,266 notes   •   Via: jerkidiot   •   Source: dasfreefree
awwww-cute:

they follow him everywhere

awwww-cute:

they follow him everywhere

September 15 2014, 04:50 PM   •   40,996 notes   •   Via: bondage-photography   •   Source: awwww-cute
awwww-cute:

Today my 7 week old puppy saw himself for the first time

awwww-cute:

Today my 7 week old puppy saw himself for the first time

September 15 2014, 04:45 PM   •   18,033 notes   •   Via: sailorchestnut   •   Source: awwww-cute

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

September 15 2014, 04:44 PM   •   12,934,979 notes   •   Via: thehanjizoe   •   Source: inthemidstofmonsters

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

September 15 2014, 04:44 PM   •   552,803 notes   •   Via: thehanjizoe   •   Source: spoopybarakarts

soloontherocks:

jackthevulture:

IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.

And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.

One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.

Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.

My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy

"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING

I might be in love please send help

September 15 2014, 02:07 AM   •   29,055 notes   •   Via: tiny-tiny-tiger   •   Source: jackthevulture